Funny Power Outage Jokes

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Funny power outage jokes. During a recent power outage my pc laptop tv dvd ipad and a new surround sound system were all shut down. Apr 11 2014 our power and the utilities and equipment that provide it. The other one says thats nothing i was stuck on the escalator for 3 hours. Two afrikaners were having a conversation about their long day.

I was just leaving home and was stuck in an elevator for 30 minutes the second one replies. The paramedic lifted him by his feet and spanked him on his bottom and he began to cry. Due to a power outage the house was very dark so the paramedic asked kathleen a 3 yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. So i go to the kitchen to make coffee oops the coffee maker requires power.

26 exceptionally middle class responses to a power cut. To make matters worse it was raining and i couldnt play golf. See more ideas about humor laugh bones funny. The power outage affected people in many different ways.

The guy planted a light bulb and though hed get a power plant. Thats nothing i was at the mall and was stuck on the escalator for 2 whole hours. See more ideas about humor power outage funny. Sep 13 2017 explore mzjade210s board power outage humor on pinterest.

1 changes it and the other 5 preserve display and celebrate the old model. We have confirmation that ces2018 is indeed lit ces atces january 10 2018. Funny joke collection stats. Little connor was born.

2 blondes during power outage. Also my cell phone battery was dead. The paramedic then asked the wide eyed 3 yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Plenty of reasons to laugh or cry.

Load shedding joke 4. I was stuck in the lift for 2 hours when the damn power went off during load shedding. Only the best funny outage jokes and best outage websites as selected and voted by visitors of joke buddha website.